BBC NewsPolitics
Four Men Flew Into Greece's Fires. Guess Whose Passport Made the BBC Headline.
The dead are 'two crew.' The survivor gets a nationality — because it's the reader's....
BBC: 'as British pilot survives'The dead: one Greek, one DanishSecond survivor: Greek, not in headline
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BloombergPolitics
Morocco Named a Highway After Trump. The Headlines Forgot Where the Road Goes.
A palace wrote 'deep appreciation.' A newsroom promoted it to headline without changing a word....
Bloomberg: mark of 'Deep Appreciation'BBC: 'in honour of Trump'Road enters occupied Western Sahara
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NPRPolitics
How BBC, NBC, NPR and Al Jazeera Each Told You About Israeli Strikes on Gaza After the Hamas Disarmament Deal
Same weekend, four grammatical subjects: Israel, the strikes, nobody — and Israel's feelings....
Al Jazeera: 'Israel defies Trump's peace plan'BBC: 'At least 13 killed in Israeli strikes'NBC: 'Israeli strikes kill 13'
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Fox NewsPolitics
Iran Says There Are No Talks. Fox's Headline Already Booked the Room.
"Ahead of Monday talks" is a bold way to describe a meeting the other invitee says doesn't exist....
Fox: 'ahead of Monday talks'Iran: only talking to OmanNBC: 'extremely duplicitous'
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NPRPolitics
26,000 Kids Lose Their Lawyers Monday. NPR's Headline Blames a Calendar.
The URL made it past the headline desk. The headline didn't....
"...as federal contract ends"$65M withheld since NovemberURL says "trump-administration"
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CNNPolitics
Missiles Hit Two Oil Complexes. CNN's Subheading Said 'Win-Win.'
'Win-win' is a strange scoreboard for a weekend of missile strikes....
CNN: militias 'prove their value'CNN subheading: 'A coordinated win-win'Houthis saw a 'golden opportunity'
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The MirrorPolitics
Trump 'Spirals.' Burnham 'Bounces.' Same Paper, Same Weekend.
A pledge is not a delivery. 'Help is on its way' is a press release wearing a byline....
Eight Burnham items in about 24 hours'Burnham bounce' and 'normalism'Trump: 'spirals furiously', 'screws Ukraine over'
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EuronewsPolitics
67 People Died Crossing to Ceuta. The Way Back Got the Gentlest Verb in Journalism.
You return a library book. You don't 'return' behind a line of soldiers....
Euronews headline: 'migrants return to Morocco'Euronews paragraph one: 'have already been returned'BBC: 'escorted to the border by Spanish soldiers and police'
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Russia Today (RT)Politics
RT Knows Exactly What to Call a Bomb — When It Goes Off in Moscow
RT didn't call it terrorism. It hired an American accent to do it....
RT: 'the very definition of terrorism'The definition came from an ex-Pentagon analystCNN: 'two victims and woman suspected of delivering device'
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Fox NewsPolitics
How Fox, CNN, NPR and Al Jazeera Told You Trump Called Off the Iran Attack
Trump wrote 'perimeters.' Fox printed 'parameters.' The quote marks stayed on for the whole ride....
Trump: 'the perimeters of a deal has been agreed to'Fox printed 'parameters' inside the quoteMehr agency: 'simply a new lie'
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BBC NewsPolitics
Nobody Sent a Reporter to Saudi Death Row. So Death Row Called the BBC.
Nobody sent a reporter to death row. Death row sent for the reporter....
Prisoners dialed BBC Tigrinya from their cells17 Ethiopians executed in 7 months — 5 on one Monday'We have no choice but to cry. We are waiting for our turn'
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Fox NewsPolitics
One Tick Bite in New York Made Fox's Front Page. 1,556 Ebola Deaths Didn't.
Coverage isn't a measure of how dangerous something is. It's a measure of who it's dangerous to....
Fox: 'No cure, no vaccine' — about one tick case1,556 deaths, 3,532 cases in DR CongoWFP chief: 'fastest spreading Ebola epidemic that we have ever seen'
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Fox NewsPolitics
Fox Found Two 'Rogue' Senators. Trump Said He Doesn't Even Blame Them.
Fox's headline is angrier than the guy it's defending....
Fox: 'rogue GOP senators'Trump: 'I don't really blame him'$1.8B anti-weaponization fund
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Al JazeeraPolitics
Trump Took Back Ukraine's Patriot Factory. The Headline Kept the Sound Effects.
When the licence was granted, it got analysis. When it was taken back, it got a blooper reel....
AJ: 'Trump mimics sound of Patriot missile interceptions'Reuters: 'US has not agreed to Ukraine building Patriot missiles'AJ, July 10: 'Trump grants Kyiv Patriots licences'
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The MirrorPolitics
Greek Police Haven't Called It Murder. The Mirror's Verb Already Did.
'Found dead' is reporting. 'Stuffed' is a verdict rendered by a subeditor....
Mirror: 'stuffed in suitcase'Guardian: 'found dead in a suitcase'Police: suitcase DNA linked to no one
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NPRPolitics
Trump Put His Posts on Sale for $100K a Month. Fox's Headline Found a Fuming Reporter.
When the White House opens an insider fast lane, the story is not one man's stomach....
Truth API: up to $100,000/monthFox: 'CNBC reporter fumes'NPR called 13 finance players — none on record
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Fox NewsPolitics
One Avalanche, Ten Climbers — and the Name You Learned Depended on Your Passport
Ten people under the same snow, sorted into 'a climber' and 'other mountaineers' by passport....
Fox: 'American climber's remains found'BBC: 'killed in Pakistan avalanche, his company says'Al Jazeera's headline named no one
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Daily MailPolitics
60,000 People Crossed Into Spain. The Mail's Front Page Guarded Britain.
By the time the front page said stop them entering Britain, Spain was saying most had already gone home....
Mail front: stop them 'entering Britain'BBC: 'Spain's PM blames traffickers'CNN: 'most... have returned'
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Russia Today (RT)Politics
Nine Dead in Kyiv. RT's Headline Couldn't Find the Shooter.
"Missiles hit Kiev" is true the way "the window broke" is true when someone threw a brick....
RT: 'missiles hit Kiev – reports'BBC: 'Russian strikes kill at least nine'CNN: 'Russia's new target'
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ReutersPolitics
Big Oil Made $26.5 Billion Off the War. Reuters Let Them 'Warn' You About It.
Warning about high fuel prices is a strange job for the people who just made $26.5 billion off them....
Reuters: 'warn of high fuel prices'CNN: '$160 million per day'Breakingviews: 'quietly gush'
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Fox NewsPolitics
How BBC, CNN, Al Jazeera and Fox Told You FIFA Scrapped Its $20 Billion World Cup Investment Plan
The honest verb was in the web address the whole time, like a confession taped under the table....
BBC/CNN/Guardian: 'scraps'Al Jazeera URL: 'forced to scrap'Cordeiro: 'mortgage football's future'
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Fox NewsPolitics
The Arrest Made Fox's Politics Page. The Innocence Made Sports.
A politics story on the way into the courthouse, a sports story on the way out....
Fox June: 'tied to ActBlue'DOJ: 'botched installation'Trump: 'prosecuted to the MAX'
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CNNPolitics
The $1.8 Billion Is in Paragraph Five. The Headline Went With 'Muddies.'
Ask yourself which part of the story is the mud, and which part is the news....
CNN: 'further muddies Blanche negotiations'$1.8B 'anti-weaponization' fundTax-immunity addendum for Trump and family
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EuronewsPolitics
Day Two at Ceuta: Everyone Got a Headline Except the People in the Water
Every actor in the drama got to be the subject of a sentence — except the people it happened to....
Euronews: '50,000 cross in a single day'BBC: 'Spain's PM blames traffickers'57 dead (local media) vs 43 (police sources)
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Fox NewsPolitics
Hackers Hit 30 Water Plants. Fox's Headline Hit the Governor of Minnesota.
The headline sells the feud. Paragraph four quietly files the correction....
Fox: 'points finger at corrupt political foe'CNN: 'has US officials on edge'~30 Minnesota water systems attacked
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BBC NewsPolitics
One Court Ruling, Two Headlines: 'Clears Way' vs. 'Recruiting Children'
The reporting converges. The packaging diverges. And packaging is most of the product....
BBC: 'can start recruiting children'Guardian: 'clears way for clinical trial'226 children aged 11-16, from Aug 1
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ReutersPolitics
Apple Broke Every Record. Amazon Promised to Spend $220 Billion. Guess Who 'Tumbled.'
The record quarter got the funeral verbs. The $220 billion spending spree got the spa treatment....
Reuters: 'supply chain snarls mar forecast'Apple: record $109.4B quarter, up 16%Reuters: Amazon 'soars,' 'allays fears'
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The Washington PostPolitics
57 People Died at the Border. The Verbs Said 'Overrun' and 'Swarm.'
'Overrun' is what armies do to positions. The people in the water were unarmed, and 57 of them died....
WaPo: migrants 'overrun' CeutaFox's own verb: 'swarm' — deaths mentioned: zeroAl Jazeera: '57 migrants die breaching border'
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BBC NewsWeird
The BBC Says an AI 'Escaped.' The BBC's Own Expert Says It Was Doing Its Job.
'Escapes' is a prison-break verb. Paragraph nine says someone left the door open....
BBC: Claude 'escapes to hack into three organisations'Paragraph 9: a 'misconfiguration' left internet access onBBC's own expert: 'AI models doing what people told them to'
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BBC NewsPolitics
One Conviction, Three Registers: 'Failed to Bury,' 'Left to Rot,' 'Monster'
When the families' own word in court was 'rotting,' printing it isn't sensationalism. It's accuracy....
BBC: 'failed to bury bodies'Guardian: 'left bodies to rot'Mirror: 'Britain's sickest... Richard Bush' (it's Robert)
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Fox NewsPolitics
Europe Quit the World Cup. Fox Blamed Europe. And Got the Wrong Kushner.
55–0 isn't a faction going rogue. It reads different when you put the jury in the headline as the defendant....
Fox: Europe 'flips sport upside down'Guardian: 'Infantino increasingly embattled'Kushner named in Fox's second-to-last paragraph
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Fox NewsPolitics
How Fox, CNN, BBC and Al Jazeera Each Graded Trump's Hamas Disarmament Deal
Four outlets, one caps-lock announcement, four verb moods: agrees, announces, reaches, if....
Fox: 'Hamas agrees to complete disarmament'CNN: 'uncertainty remains'BBC: 'If... holds, it could'
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BBC NewsPolitics
The Governor Fenced Off One Takeaway. The BBC Headlined It.
Bailey built a fence around the takeaway. The headline hopped it before he finished the sentence....
BBC: 'ready to raise them if Iran war escalates'Bailey: 'do not leave this room thinking' hikeGuardian: 'as inflation fears mount'
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BBC NewsPolitics
Four People Died in the Channel. The BBC's Headline Led With the Traffic.
One version is an obituary. The other is a policy graph with casualties on it....
BBC: 'after busiest day for small-boat crossings'Guardian: 'Four people found dead'Euronews: 'migrants die trying'
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NBC NewsPolitics
Why Is Trump's AG Pick Stalled? Read the URL, Not the Headline
The headline says 'disagreements.' The URL says 'Trump's IRS carveout.' Trust the URL....
NBC: 'over disagreements with GOP senators'NBC's URL: 'trumps-irs-carveout-threatens'NPR body: audit immunity 'remains in place'
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Al JazeeraPolitics
The Jury Said Terrorism. Al Jazeera Said 'Terrorism.'
One outlet held 'terrorism' with tweezers. Another waved 'Iran' like a foam finger....
Al Jazeera: convicted of 'terrorism' chargesFox: 'to carry out Iran fatwa'NPR: 'Man convicted in terrorism trial'
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Fox NewsPolitics
How Fox, CNN, Bloomberg and Al Jazeera Each Told You America Bombed Iran Again
Same bombs, four protagonists: Iran's attempt, Trump's turn, a self-escalating war, and the American hand on the trigger....
Fox: 'following attempted attack on US troops'CNN: Trump says it's 'our turn'Bloomberg: 'as war escalates again'
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EuronewsPolitics
One Airstrike, Three Nouns — and a Fourth That Nobody Headlined
Eight men are in paragraph one everywhere — and in a headline nowhere....
CENTCOM: "Iran-aligned terrorist militias"NBC: "thwarts... militias in Iraq"Al Jazeera: "Iraqi armed groups"
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The SunPolitics
The Sun Yelled 'FOR SALE.' It Skipped Who's Selling, What, and for How Much.
Fury with no address gets lost in the post....
Sun front page: "Fury at footie 'nuclear bomb': FOR SALE"CNN: "Kushner-backed $20 billion operation"UEFA, on the record: "It is not FIFA's to sell"
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BloombergPolitics
One Supreme Court Filing, Three Verbs: Curtail, Limit, Restore
You restore power after a storm. Two federal courts saying no is not a storm....
CNN: "let him curtail mail voting"Washington Post: "allow new limits on mail ballots"Bloomberg: "US Asks Supreme Court to Restore" — restore
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Daily MailPolitics
The Mail Calls It a Benefits 'Bribe.' The Payslip Calls It a Fine.
Calling it a 'bribe' is like the clamping company calling it a bribe when it stops clamping your car....
Mail front page: "Burnham benefits 'bribe'" — quote marks includedBBC: families lose £17–£330 a week under current rulesNamed critic's actual words: "another unfunded announcement"
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CNNPolitics
How Fox, CNN, Al Jazeera and RT Each Told You Iran Fired Missiles at a US Base
"Attempted surprise attack" isn't a description. It's a report card — written by the school....
"Attempted surprise attack" — CENTCOM's phrase, everyone's headlineFox/CNN: "US intercepts" — defense as subjectAl Jazeera: "Iran attacks US bases" — no interception in headline
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NBC NewsPolitics
The Iran War's Death Toll Didn't Shrink. It Was Shrunk.
The soldiers are still dead. The number just got better....
"No longer lists" — NBC"Altering the death toll" — CNN"Temporary data disruptions" — Pentagon
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Al JazeeraPolitics
'Remembered As' vs. 'Footage Shows': The Two Obituaries of Lindsey Graham
'Remembered as' is a favor. 'Footage shows' is a receipt....
"Tireless Washington mainstay" — NPR"'Almost cried' tears of joy, footage shows" — Al Jazeera400 hours of documentary tape via WSJ
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CNNPolitics
CNN Built a Wildfire Tracker. It Points at Europe.
A million and a half acres of an American state couldn't crack Fox's US page. E-bikes could....
"Tracking the wildfires in Europe" — CNN"Photos: Spain and France battle record wildfires" — NPROregon's worst fire year on record
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BBC NewsPolitics
The BBC Was on the Boat. Its Headline Took the Other Boat's Word.
The BBC had the tape. The headline had somebody else's word for it....
"French Navy carries out 'shooting drill'" — BBC"Tory MP accuses" — The Guardian17 rounds at 300 metres
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Fox NewsPolitics
Fox Saw a War Planning Session. CNN Saw Trump Pumping the Brakes.
Fox's war got renewed for another season. CNN's got put on hiatus. Same meeting....
"Chart next phase of Iran war" — Fox"Brushes off pressure to escalate" — CNN"As oil prices plummet"
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Fox NewsPolitics
Who's Winning the Iran War? Fox Asked the Guy Playing.
A headline is the scoreboard. Fox handed it to the guy playing....
Fox: 'winning big time' up topAP: 'a chance to smooth over strains'CNN: 'might not go to script'
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The GuardianPolitics
Barclays Filed One PDF. Reuters Circled 17. The Guardian Circled 30.
The wire's reader owns the shares. The Guardian's reader owns a mortgage....
Reuters: "17% profit rise on strong equities"Guardian: bonus pool up "nearly 30%"TUC: "raking it in"
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CNNPolitics
The Plane Seats Were Bolted In Wrong. By Absolutely No One.
Somewhere in this story there's a human with a torque wrench, and every layer of it agreed not to look for them....
CNN: "were incorrectly installed"Reuters ran the same passive453 jets, up to 69 seats each
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Russia Today (RT)Politics
In Portsmouth, Burnham Pledged. On RT, Zelensky Wanted.
Nobody pledges anything in Moscow's version — there's just a man who showed up wanting things....
"Zelensky wants drone plant in UK""Burnham pledges UK's full support""Sharp escalation" — Moscow
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ReutersPolitics
69,000 Lawsuits About Cancer. Guess How Many Headlines Said 'Cancer.'
Talc is the defendant's word. Baby powder is the plaintiffs'. Cancer is the reason....
Reuters: 'talc lawsuits'BBC: 'baby powder', no cancerAJ: the only 'cancer'
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The New York TimesPolitics
Rand Paul Dropped 1,141 Pages. The Times' Headline Lost His Name.
When the actor is inconvenient, the passive voice is always hiring....
NYT: 'Reflected on... His Own Fame'NPR: 'Rand Paul releases'1,141 pages, gone by Monday
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BBC NewsPolitics
The BBC Saw a Gift for 14-Year-Olds. The Guardian Saw an Order Form.
One paper wrapped the policy. The other invoiced it....
BBC: schools 'to offer'Guardian: Burnham 'to tell'Both skipped the benefits-bill line
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Fox NewsPolitics
Same Tape, Three Headlines: A Verdict, an Inventory, and a Quote
'Amid' is how you write an engine out of a sentence....
Fox: 'narrative crumbles'CNN: 'right-wing Oversight Project'BBC put the quote in the headline
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Fox NewsPolitics
The Arrest Was a Felony on Fox. The Walk-Back Can't Find a Headline.
The subhead took the gloves off and shook hands with the verdict....
Fox dek: 'after interfering'Felony → misdemeanor → motion to dismissNBC: 'announced with fanfare'
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France 24Politics
How Fox, CNN, the BBC and France 24 Each Told You Bordeaux Was Burning
Fox picked the vineyards, CNN picked the officials, the BBC picked the distance, France 24 picked the president....
Fox: 'threaten famed wine region'CNN: 'may not be out for months'BBC: 'nine miles from' Bordeaux
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The GuardianPolitics
He Clicked 'Accept.' The Headlines Clicked 'Author.'
Two words — 'Polanski post' — quietly ruled on the disputed fact....
Guardian: "Polanski post"BBC: "over guillotine t-shirt post"Greens: tagged in 20 images, condemned the shirt
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Fox NewsPolitics
Trump Posted Fan Art of a War. Fox Called It 'Spilling the Beans.'
There are no beans. The beans were rendered....
Fox: 'spilling the beans'AJ: 'posts AI-images of attacks''It's Our Oil Tanker Now!'
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Russia Today (RT)Politics
Everyone Saw a Pause. RT Saw an Empty Ammo Locker.
In RT's universe, silence over the Gulf isn't diplomacy — it's an empty magazine....
RT: 'Trump rejects reports of US missile shortfall'RT: strikes 'no longer effective — Axios'RT: 'megaraid to steal Iran's nuclear stockpile — media'
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BBC NewsPolitics
Burnham Said 'I Don't Blame Them.' The BBC Heard 'Harder to Claim.'
When a politician answers both ways, someone in the newsroom picks which half becomes 'what he suggested.'...
BBC: Burnham 'suggested making it harder to claim benefits'Guardian kept the quote: 'I wouldn't necessarily go straight to blaming those people'Same interview — conducted by the BBC itself
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Fox NewsPolitics
Fox Printed the Memphis Brochure. NPR Walked the Building.
The brochure version is the one being mailed to your city next....
NPR: task force 'quietly turned into an ICE crackdown'Sixfold rise in immigration arrests, majority no convictionsFox in April: 'blueprint for other cities'
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BloombergPolitics
The War Paused. Bloomberg Checked on the Soybeans.
Somewhere between the crude chart and the soybean chart, there's a war....
Bloomberg: 'Soybean Oil Drops Most in Month After US Halts Strikes on Iran''Markets Wrap' filed 13 nights of bombing under commoditiesAl Jazeera: 50+ killed, 500+ injured in July strikes
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Russia Today (RT)Politics
The Hardest-Working Punctuation in Moscow Is RT's Em-Dash
Everything before the dash is an accusation. Everything after it is an alibi....
RT: 'Trump shelves Iran strike over US missile shortage – NYT'RT: 'strikes no longer effective – Axios'RT: 'legitimate targets' – Tehran
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Al JazeeraPolitics
How Fox, CNN, the BBC, the Guardian and Al Jazeera Each Explained the Pause in US Strikes on Iran
Five newsrooms agree the guns went quiet. They just can't agree on who turned them off....
BBC: Trump 'paused... to make space for talks'Guardian: 'Trump advised to halt bombing'AJ: 'US and Iran hit pause' — co-authors
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BBC NewsPolitics
In the BBC's Headline, the Suspect Was Shot by an Operation
'During a police operation' is a when, not a who....
BBC: 'shot and killed during police operation'Guardian: 'Police shoot dead' — subject includedBBC's own body text: 'shot and killed by police'
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Fox NewsPolitics
The Judge Split the Ruling Down the Middle. Fox Kept the Half Trump Won.
The BBC lost a fence. It won the keys to Trump's books. Guess which made Fox's headline....
Fox: 'Judge limits BBC from relitigating Jan 6'Same judge: Trump must open his books'All of President Trump's brand, properties and businesses are impugned'
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Fox NewsPolitics
Fox Saw One Horrific Night in Seattle. CNN Saw Number 271.
The toddler is the story Fox told. The number 271 is the story it didn't....
Fox: '2-year-old boy among 5 others injured'CNN: 'at least 271 mass shootings' in 2026AJ: 'gunfire erupts' — nobody fired it
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EuronewsPolitics
The One Fact Missing From Euronews's Orbán Story Is Euronews
The most useful fact for judging a Euronews story about Orbán has never appeared in one....
Euronews: 'new era of resistance politics'dpa: resistance against successor's 'arbitrary rule'Magyar: 'disgraced mafia boss' — printed in full
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Daily MailPolitics
The Mail Liked 'Spree' So Much It Ran It Twice
That's not a bill. That's interest on a refund....
Splash: 'Burnham's big spree''Tax bombshell' — the Tories' words, quotedPM spokesperson: 'nonsense... fully funded'
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Fox NewsPolitics
Fox Lined Up Four Suspects for Europe's Fires. The Fifth Wasn't Invited.
An explainer on why Europe keeps burning, written without the word every fire scientist keeps using....
Fox: 'deadly mix' of heat, error, arson, land rulesThe word 'climate' appears zero timesGuardian: 'fuelled by... the climate crisis'
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NBC NewsPolitics
Police Named a Suspect. NBC's Headline Kept the Van Behind the Wheel.
A headline van can ram a crowd on its own. It cannot stab anyone....
NBC: 'van drives into crowd'CNN: 'Berlin Pride attack'Fox: suspect 'known to police'
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BBC NewsPolitics
A Double Negative Walked Into the BBC. It Came Out a Vow.
From a double negative to a vow in two headlines — the fastest promotion in British politics....
BBC: 'prepared to call out Trump'Bloomberg: 'Vows to Stand Up'Actual quote: 'can't say that I won't'
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Russia Today (RT)Politics
One Hull, Three Boats: What Was That Ship in the Caspian Actually Carrying?
Same hull, three different boats — depending on who filled out the manifest....
RT: 'reckless' cargo ship attackAl Jazeera: 'commercial vessel'Zelenskyy: 'military cargo shipments'
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NPRPolitics
Fox Saw a Cover-Up. NPR Saw Tapes Releasing Themselves.
Released by whom? The wind, apparently....
NPR: 'tapes to be released'Fox: 'under wraps' + 'court blow''We'll put out a link'
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The GuardianPolitics
Police Are Investigating Reform's Money. The Guardian's Headline Is About the Guardian.
Half of that headline is news. The other half is a byline wearing a trench coat....
Guardian: 'first revealed by the Guardian'BBC: 'BBC News has learned'Tice: 'politically motivated smear campaign'
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Fox NewsPolitics
How Fox, CNN, AP and Al Jazeera Each Covered the First Night Without US Strikes on Iran
Nothing happened Friday night. It took five newsrooms five different stories to say it....
Fox: 'Iran reported no new U.S. strikes'CNN: operations 'on a hold'AP: 'take the off-ramp?'
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NBC NewsPolitics
The Tariffs Came Back From the Dead. NBC's Headline Heard a Clock Expire.
It's like describing a jailbreak as 'inmate updates address as lease ends.'...
NBC: 'as temporary duties expire'Al Jazeera: "'forced labour tariffs'" in quotes99.4% of US imports covered
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Russia Today (RT)Politics
RT Saw a 'Wave of Attacks.' The People Under It Counted Interceptions.
The statement said 'targeted.' The headline said 'unleashes.' The rungs in between were climbed in an office....
RT: 'Iran unleashes wave of attacks'Euronews: 'Iran military says it targeted'Jordan: 'no casualties or material damage'
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The GuardianPolitics
The Guardian Gave Burnham a Byline. Al Jazeera Gave Him a Plumbing Inspection.
One paper covered the ribbon. The other checked whether the water was on....
Guardian: 'polished politics allow an upbeat start'Al Jazeera: 'changes the postcode, but not the politics''no additional cost to taxpayers'
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CNNPolitics
How Fox, CNN, NPR, Bloomberg and Al Jazeera Each Told You About Trump's 'Massive Attack' Threat on Iran
Wars don't spiral. Someone is turning the wheel....
NPR: 'Trump threatens a major escalation'Al Jazeera: 'US attacks Iran for 13th night'Bloomberg: 'Trump Seethes'
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Fox NewsPolitics
Trump Told the Press to Smile. Fox Covered the Party.
A hat is not a joke. A hat is merchandise....
CNN: 'jokes mostly fall flat'NBC: 'jokes about running for a 4th term'Fox: 'biggest moments'
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NPRPolitics
Trump Moved the Goalposts. NPR's Headline Says They Always Stood There.
The body filed it as a bombshell. The headline filed it as a spec sheet....
NPR: 'hinges on'WaPo: 'Trump adds condition''Totally subject to' the Abraham Accords
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BBC NewsPolitics
Burnham 'Pauses' the Prisoner Releases. The Guardian Read the Fine Print.
The outrage hears 'stopped.' The department hears 'rescheduled.'...
BBC: 'Burnham pauses plan'Guardian: 'may still go ahead'6,000 releases, first 700 in September
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Fox NewsPolitics
One Word Was Carrying That Whole Headline. Fox Left It Out.
Protection sells better when you don't mention it's optional....
Fox: 'massive coalition'AP: 'a voluntary pledge'ICF: bills up 15-40% by 2030
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Russia Today (RT)Politics
No Deal, No Ceasefire, No Plan — and RT Still Found Something to Celebrate
No deal, no ceasefire, no plan — and the headline still found something to toast....
RT: 'renewed bilateral ties'AP: 'senseless war'35 minutes in Manila
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Al JazeeraPolitics
'Landmark' Caught On: One Adjective's 24-Hour Tour Through Four Newsrooms
One adjective, four newsrooms, 24 hours: a press release with excellent distribution....
AJ: 'landmark nuclear deal for civilian purposes'BBC: 'US signs landmark nuclear deal'Guardian: 'could pave the way for domestic nuclear enrichment'
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BBC NewsPolitics
The BBC Walked Into the Rubble. The Grammar Still Wouldn't Name the Missile.
The children have names. Five months on, the missile still has no owner....
'What was their crime?'120 children confirmed killed'carried out the strike unintentionally'
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The GuardianPolitics
A Lobbyist Offered £100 Per Planted Story. Fleet Street Suddenly Lost Its Voice.
When the scandal implicates the printing press, everyone's suddenly out at lunch....
'£100 for every story that is successfully published''we can pay you, but we get more control'CT Group / Lynton Crosby
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CNNPolitics
A Man Died in Madison. In CNN's Headline, the Shooting Did It.
In AP's version, an officer shoots. In CNN's, a shooting prompts....
CNN: 'shooting... prompts'AP: 'officer shoots, kills man''A man was shot and killed' lede
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Fox NewsPolitics
How Fox, CNN, NPR and Al Jazeera Each Told You About the House's $70 Billion Iran War Funding Vote
Same vote, four subjects: the House, Johnson's biceps, an Israel amendment, and your gas bill....
Fox: 'Chaos erupts'CNN: 'muscles through'NPR: 'unlock new dollars'
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Fox NewsPolitics
Fox Says 'Fraud.' The Paperwork Says 'Smells Like.'
The gap between 'smells like fraud' and 'is fraud' is a billion dollars of home care....
Fox: 'over fraud, compliance concerns'Oz: 'If it smells like fraud, we're not paying'CA filing: spending growth vs national trends
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Al JazeeraPolitics
Israel Handed Back Three Villages. Al Jazeera Asked If There Was Anything in the Box.
One outlet covered the ceremony. One covered the shots. One checked the box was empty....
AJ sources: villages 'never occupied by Israeli forces''Empty walnut shells' — local council headFrance 24: Lebanon 'accuses' — after the IDF confirmed firing
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Daily MailPolitics
The Mail Billed Burnham for a Spree. Bloomberg Watched Him Put It Back on the Shelf.
The Mail's invoice doesn't distinguish between bought and browsed....
Mail: 'who's going to pay the bill for Andy's largesse?'Bloomberg: 'Rules Out Raising UK Income Tax Threshold'Floated, looked at, advocated — all costed as bought
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Fox NewsPolitics
They Pressed 'No.' The Machine Said Yes. Fox Heard 'Scandal.'
A scandal usually needs a schemer. This one had a keypad....
Fox: 'noncitizen registration scandal'NBC: because of a 'software error'Sherrill: 'no fault of their own'
💬 5
Fox NewsPolitics
Mamdani Posted One Video. Fox Saw a Cave. France 24 Saw an Ultimatum.
One video, two halves: a climb-down and a dare. Each outlet kept the half its audience ordered....
Fox: “sets internet ablaze”, “cave”“What a joke” = a think-tank fellow’s tweetFrance 24: “urges government to arrest”
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France 24Politics
One Country's Enrichment Gets Bombed. The Other's Gets Called 'Landmark.'
Nobody has ever written “landmark oil spill.”...
France 24: “landmark deal”CNN: “could allow kingdom to enrich”11th straight night of US strikes on Iran
💬 5
ReutersPolitics
The AI 'Went Rogue.' The Safety Filters Didn't Switch Themselves Off.
Filters don’t switch themselves off. Headlines don’t write themselves either....
Reuters: agent “went rogue”Filters deliberately disabled (Euronews)OpenAI: “state-of-the-art cyber capabilities”
💬 4
BBC NewsPolitics
The BBC Found a Woman Saving £500. The Guardian Found the People Paying It.
One outlet met the winner. The other met the bill....
BBC: “save me £500 a year”Guardian: “will hit world’s poorest”Climate grants become loans
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CNNPolitics
Trump Posted a Rate Card for Airstrikes. CNN Filed It Under 'Vows.'
“Vows” is for weddings and gym memberships. This was a rate card for airstrikes....
CNN: “vows to hit”Al Jazeera: “threatens to bomb”Truth Social: “ONE BRIDGE OR POWER PLANT”
💬 4
The Washington PostPolitics
What Is Pickaxe Mountain? How Fox, the Washington Post, the WSJ and the Guardian Sized Up Trump's Next Target
Fox covered a warning, the Post covered a construction site, the Journal covered a stockpile, the Guardian covered a search query....
Trump: “hitting that area pretty soon, and very heavily”WaPo: “suspected hub” + hardened tunnel entrancesWSJ: Israeli intel says centrifuges moved in
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The SunPolitics
Breathing Room, Meet 'Regime': The Sun's 90-Minute Mood Swing on Burnham
“Slashes” is what heroes do to bus fares. “Regime” is how you cover a junta. Same man, same night, same paper....
Sun news: “slashes bus fares… breathing room”Sun Says: “his numbers don't add up”Column: “massacre by the Manchester Mafia”
💬 4
Russia Today (RT)Politics
RT Covered Ukraine's Shake-Up. First It Renamed Everyone in It.
Every Ukrainian in the story got handed a Russian passport on the way to print....
RT: “Ukrainian leader Vladimir Zelensky”Kiev, not Kyiv — every single timeCNN: “sacks… following widespread protests”
💬 4
Fox NewsPolitics
Hegseth 'Reveals' a War Price. The Pentagon's Own Ledger Says Double.
He didn't reveal the price. He offered one. The real number was on the whiteboard in the back....
Fox: “Hegseth reveals Iran war has already cost $37.5B”NBC: internal Pentagon tally is $80–100B$67B more requested from Congress
💬 5
France 24Politics
A Death in Bologna, and Not a Killer Verb in Sight
The death 'led to protests.' That's more agency than any headline gave the officers....
France 24: 'dies while being restrained by police'Al Jazeera: 'dies during arrest'Video: 'help, help, that's enough'
💬 6
The MirrorPolitics
The Warship Phoned Ahead. The Mirror Heard 'Opens Fire.'
When a warship RSVPs its own artillery drill, 'opens fire' is a costume....
Mirror: 'opens fire off Plymouth coast'BBC: 'carried out firing exercise'Frigate warned HMS Tyne in advance
💬 4
ReutersPolitics
A President Canceled Elections Forever. Reuters Filed It Under 'Says.'
'Says' is the verb for opinions. This one abolished the exit....
Reuters: Ortega 'says never again' for elections'Long-serving president' — in power since 2007Fox's headline added: 'shutting out opposition'
💬 5
Fox NewsPolitics
42 Charges, One Job Title: The Press Still Calls Andrew Tate an Influencer
A barbecue take is 'controversial.' Forty-two charges is a charge sheet....
Fox: 'controversial social media influencers'CNN: 42 charges against Andrew Tate'19 more charges relating to indecent images of a child'
💬 6
BBC NewsPolitics
Is It a War Yet? How Fox, BBC, CNN, NPR and Al Jazeera Named Ten Nights of US Strikes on Iran
"Fresh" is a word for bread. This is night ten....
BBC: 'fresh strikes' on night tenAl Jazeera section brand: 'US-Israel war on Iran'Fox: 'Trump weighs Iran war expansion'
💬 7
APPolitics
Even Fox Called It 'Alleged.' AP Called It Cheese.
When Fox Business is more skeptical of a Trump trade claim than your headline, recalibrate....
"citing disputes over autos, alcohol and cheese"Fox Business: "alleged trade 'discrimination'"Section 338: dusted off from 1930
💬 5
EuronewsPolitics
The Tanker Was 'Attacked.' The Attacker Was in Paragraph Three.
The perpetrator didn't leave fingerprints. He called a press conference....
"Tanker attacked" — by whom?IRGC: "two non-compliant oil tankers"Al Jazeera: "Tehran attacks Gulf states"
💬 4
NBC NewsPolitics
1,644 People Are Sick. The Headline Cleared the Lettuce.
The 'but still links' clause costs five words. NBC spent them on 'FDA says.'...
"false positive," full stopWaPo: "but still links"1,644 sick, 94 hospitalized
💬 4
The GuardianPolitics
The BBC Brought Receipts to Burnham's Party. The Guardian Brought Confetti.
Three headlines with 'hope,' three cartoons, one editorial — and the fact-check ran on the BBC....
"bring back hope"Toynbee: "cling to hope"Three cartoons in one day
💬 5
NPRPolitics
The Dead With Hometowns and the Dead With a Round Number
Seventeen people died with biographies. Three thousand died as a statistic....
"U.S. and Iran launch new strikes"17 named vs "at least 3,000""many of them civilians"
💬 4
BBC NewsWeird
Haymakers, Throat-Jabs, a Vanishing Red Card. The BBC Filed It Under 'Trouble.'
That's not trouble. That's a police report with a kit sponsor....
BBC: 'Argentina post-final trouble''Jabbing Garcia in the throat'Shearer: 'two or three haymakers'
💬 5
Fox NewsWeird
Fox Reviewed the Halftime Show. Guess Which Channel It Aired On.
The chef announced the soup is getting mixed reactions, mostly positive....
OutKick: 'well done, flowed well'Guardian: 'nobody asked for'No disclosure: the show aired on Fox
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ReutersPolitics
One Blockade Got a Percentage. The Other Got an Attribution Verb.
In the copy, only one eye got measured....
Reuters: 'widens the threat to global energy supplies''What they called' an 'unjust and oppressive siege''Would reduce global oil supply by 7%'
💬 3
CNNPolitics
A Judge Paused the Sale of CNN. CNN Covered the Buyer's Stopwatch.
One outlet printed the sofa. The other printed the gas tank....
CNN: 'CNN's parent company' — sentence oneCNN: 'major setback for Paramount'NBC: 'under the control of David Ellison'
💬 5
The GuardianWeird
The Wife Held the Legs. Ryanair Held the Narrative.
'Everyone bar none walked off the aircraft' is a hell of a sentence about a flight where a man had to be pulled back in through the window first....
'Ryanair says its planes are safe' — Guardian'Sucked out... to his shoulders' — CNN, July 10'Everyone bar none walked off' — Ryanair CFO
💬 5
Al JazeeraPolitics
Hamas Held a 'Run-Off.' Al Jazeera Covered It Like a Primary Night.
When the new leader of Hamas lives in the same city as your newsroom, courtesy of your owner, 'run-off' isn't neutrality. It's house style....
'After run-off with Khaled Meshaal' — Al Jazeera'Terror regime... problematic election' — Fox'Hamas names new overall leader' — BBC
💬 5
NPRPolitics
A Memorial Frame for an Airstrike: Fox Bought It, the BBC Quoted It, NPR Skipped It
Fox adopted the frame. The BBC quarantined it in quote marks. NPR left it out of the headline entirely. Same night, three different wars....
'New Iran strikes honor great patriots' — Fox'In honour of' — BBC, quarantined in quote marks'After 3 U.S. service members are killed' — NPR
💬 5
BBC NewsPolitics
The Chancellor Got the Boot. The BBC's Front Page Asked About Your Bus Fare.
You leave a barbecue. You leave a voicemail. Chancellors get sacked....
'Leaving cabinet' — BBC Breaking'David Lammy sacked' — Guardian live blog'Burnham promises help with your money' — BBC
💬 5
Fox NewsPolitics
Gas Hit $4 Going Up and Coming Down. Fox Only Saw a President One of Those Times.
In 2022, gas going DOWN was bad news for the president. In 2026, gas going UP is bad news for your gas station....
'Bad news for Biden' — Fox, 2022'White House presses gas stations' — Fox, July 2026AAA: back above $4 on Monday
💬 5
Russia Today (RT)Politics
RT Is Very Concerned That Britain Changes Leaders Too Often
A revolving door is irritating. It is also, technically, an exit. Some buildings don't have one....
RT: 'toxic legacy'RT: 'The pathetic demise of Keir Starmer''Seventh PM in just a decade'
💬 5
APPolitics
The Whole Stadium Heard the Boos. AP's Story Somehow Didn't.
In AP's version of the night, the stadium came with the sound off....
AP: 'Trump celebrates the World Cup'Guardian: 'attempts to crash'Fox: 'a mix of cheers and boos'
💬 5
Fox NewsPolitics
How Fox, BBC, NBC and Al Jazeera Each Introduced New UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham
One man walked into Downing Street. Five different prime ministers came out....
Fox: 'socialist agenda'NBC: 'King of the North'BBC: 'help with your money'
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Fox NewsPolitics
'America Has Won': Fox Called the World Cup Two Days Before Kickoff
FIFA is 'the official happiness provider to humanity.' Fox transcribed it with no visible injuries....
“America has won”“greatest event mankind has ever witnessed”“official happiness provider to humanity”
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France 24Politics
The Ships 'Defied.' The Accident Just Happened. France 24 Took Dictation.
'Accident' got quote marks. 'Defying' should have asked for a pair....
“involved in an 'accident'”“after defying Hormuz warnings”Tasnim actually said “unsafe route”
💬 4
Fox NewsPolitics
Trump Billed Canada for the Weather. Fox Wrote It Up Like a Trade Dispute.
When the charge is the headline and the accused never gets a sentence, the verdict writes itself....
“accuses Canada of negligence”“invaded by filthy, polluted... air”Climate mentions in Fox's piece: zero
💬 5
BBC NewsPolitics
Burnham's Team Wrote the Why. The BBC Headline Dropped the Quote Marks.
Somewhere between the browser tab and the headline, the press office's sentence became the BBC's....
“to focus on cost of living”Tab title kept the quote marks3 million signed against the scheme
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NBC NewsPolitics
The Strikes Escalated Themselves: NBC Wrote a War Headline With No One in It
Strikes don't escalate themselves. Someone flies the plane....
“Iran and Kuwait report attacks”“as strikes escalate”CENTCOM: “other assets”
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The GuardianPolitics
The Match Previews Got a Baby Photo. The Guardian Asked Where Atlanta's Homeless Went.
Who got flown in for the halftime show — and who got driven out at midnight....
Guardian: 'Where did they go?''It looked like a Fema camp'FIFA's record $15bn revenue, same section
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APPolitics
Same War, Four Names: What Your Outlet Calls It Decides Who's Fighting Whom
"Exchange attacks" — like gifts, or phone numbers. A war where nobody started anything....
CNN files it under 'US-Iran war'Al Jazeera: 'US-Israel war on Iran'AP: 'as they exchange attacks'
💬 5
Russia Today (RT)Politics
RT's Headline Cites the Pentagon. The Word 'Retaliatory' Isn't the Pentagon's.
Retaliation needs an original sin — RT's adjective delivered the verdict before the click....
RT: 'Iranian retaliatory strikes – Pentagon'CENTCOM: troops 'defended against' the attacksCNN's version: just 'Iranian strikes'
💬 3
CNNPolitics
How CNN, Fox, Bloomberg and Al Jazeera Each Told You Two US Soldiers Were Killed in Jordan
Watch where each outlet parked the "says" — it tells you whose sentences walk in unescorted....
CNN: 'Two US service members killed'Bloomberg: 'US Says... Killed by Iran Strikes'NPR put 'punish' in quote marks
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BBC NewsPolitics
BBC Verify Confirmed the Bridge Was Hit. The BBC Headline Filed It Under 'Iranian Claims.'
That's not denying the bridge. That's re-filing the bridge....
"US denies Iranian claims" — BBC headline"BBC Verify has confirmed an attack on a bridge"Seven killed, per Hormozgan officials
💬 5
Al JazeeraPolitics
He Said No to the White House and Was Forced Out. On Al Jazeera, He Just 'Resigned.'
"Resign amid disagreements" — the way you'd describe someone stepping down from a golf club committee....
"Forced out" — Reuters's verb"To resign… amid disagreements" — Al Jazeera'sLaw bars presidents from ordering audits
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Fox NewsPolitics
Trump Threatened to Take NBC Off the Air. Fox's Headline Said NBC Skipped Class.
Suddenly nobody is threatening anybody — the networks are just "avoiding" him, the way you avoid the gym, or your landlord....
"Avoid airing" — Fox's verb for the networks"Revocation of their licenses" — Trump, mid-speech"The five liberal networks" — Fox news copy
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ReutersPolitics
The IRGC Announced a Direct Hit. Reuters Asked If Anyone Was Home.
The distance between 'strikes US base' and 'strikes near a base the US emptied in February' is the entire profession....
'Near,' not 'on''...says Revolutionary Guards'US left al-Tanf in February
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APPolitics
America Put Its Foreign Press on a Timer. The Story Ran Next to the Movie Reviews.
The threat to the anchors got primetime. The timer on foreign reporters ran next to the movie reviews....
AP's verb: 'set at''Monitor and oversee these nonimmigrants'RSF: 'cruelly limited'
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CGTNPolitics
CGTN Heard a Symphony. NPR Heard the Chip War.
If you only play the notes the conductor approved, it is not a symphony. It is a recital....
'Not a solo performance by any single country''Global guests praise' — an actual headlineUS chip curbs on CGTN: zero mentions
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Al JazeeraPolitics
Iran Hit Al Jazeera's Home City. The Wounded Child Made Paragraph Nine.
When Iran's missiles hurt a child in Doha, the subhead said they were aimed at 'US military assets.'...
AJ: 'Gulf states come under Iranian fire as US strikes intensify'Subhead: strikes on 'US military assets'Doha child injured — paragraph nine
💬 5
The GuardianPolitics
The Most Damning Line About Britain's Next PM Ran Under a Headline About Tea
The scoop about Britain's next prime minister came wearing a tea cosy....
Guardian: 'Burnham reveals how he takes his tea'Paragraph 3: loyalists 'totally in the dark'Crace: 'not so much... electing a new leader, more a coronation'
💬 5
Fox NewsPolitics
How Fox, CNN, NBC and Al Jazeera Each Handled Trump's 'China Stole 220 Million Voter Files' Speech
Fox aired it first and asked later. CNN asked first and never aired it....
Fox: 'shocking vulnerabilities'Baier: 'not in a position to assess the accuracy'CNN's Collins: 'blatantly false things about elections'
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Fox NewsPolitics
On Fox, Iran Was Still 'Threatening.' Three Entries Down, a Child Was Already Wounded.
Pick 'threatens,' and the missiles are still on the ground. Pick 'fend off,' and they're already in the sky....
Fox: 'Iran threatens to lash out at Arab neighbors'Fox's own page: 'Child wounded in Qatar following Iranian attack'CNN: 'Gulf nations fend off fresh attacks'
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The MirrorPolitics
It's Not a Bonus. It's a Retention Payment. The Mirror Reached for the Quote Marks.
The law banned bonuses. So the money came back wearing a different hat....
Mirror headline: £500,000 'retention' payment despite bonus banAnglian Water: he 'had not received a bonus'Near £63m Ofwat penalty; 12 serious pollution incidents against a target of zero
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EuronewsPolitics
Euronews Called Them Civilian Sites. Paragraph One Said Who Said So.
A headline that asserts it has convicted somebody. A headline that attributes it has reported something....
Euronews headline: 'US airstrikes hit Iranian civilian sites'Euronews paragraph one: 'Iranian state media reported'CENTCOM: 'dozens of Iranian military targets'
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BBC NewsPolitics
The BBC Found Burnham a Governing Philosophy. Its Evidence Was the Brit Awards.
That is not a political-economic philosophy. That is an events calendar....
BBC headline: Burnham's 'Manchesterism' got him to No 10BBC: 'there has been talk of Manchesterism as a political-economic philosophy'Guardian, 30 minutes later: 'king of the north'
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NBC NewsWeird
NBC Knew Both Names. Its Headline Went With Lettuce Supplier.
Somewhere between the CMS and the front page, two companies quietly took off their badges....
NBC headline: 'Iceberg lettuce supplier investigated'NBC paragraph one: 'supplied to Taco Bell by Taylor Farms'Nearly 7,000 possible cases, 1,645 confirmed
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ReutersPolitics
Trump Cried Election Theft. Reuters Checked If the Trade Deal Was Okay.
Someone allegedly emptied the vault, and the wire checked whether dinner was still on....
Reuters: 'may threaten superpower truce'NPR: 'doesn't provide evidence for illegal voting'2021 assessment: no foreign actor altered any technical aspect of the 2020 vote
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Fox NewsPolitics
Fox Put Quotes Around 'Poisonous.' CNN Put Them Around the Entire Threat.
Every noun is wearing oven mitts....
Fox: Rubio 'puts entire world on notice'CNN: 'so-called left-wing terrorism'Skeptics: paragraph 18, one sentence
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CNNWeird
The Teleprompter Guy Bet on Trump's Words. CNN Bet You Wouldn't Reach Paragraph 15.
He operates the machine that holds the speech. He allegedly bet on the words in the speech....
CNN, paragraph 15: 'partnership with Kalshi'NPR: 'profited off Trump's words'$800K wagered on tonight's speech
💬 5
BBC NewsPolitics
On the BBC, Nobody Made Sadiq Khan a Peer. He Just 'Entered.'
Nobody appointed anybody — 26 people strolled past Parliament and the building absorbed them....
BBC: peers 'enter the Lords'Guardian: 'Starmer makes Khan a peer''A brilliant mayor' — anonymous source
💬 4
Al JazeeraPolitics
One Night of Strikes, Three Villains. Pick Your Headline.
One country is menacing its neighbors; the other is just increasing productivity....
Fox: Iran 'threatens to lash out'Al Jazeera: 'US launches new attacks'AP via NBC: US 'expands' and 'disables'
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France 24Politics
Morocco Spied on French Ministers. France 24's Headline Investigated France.
Of the two embarrassments on offer, France 24 picked the one that doesn't point at the host....
F24: 'France explored Pegasus spyware deal'Guardian: 'Moroccan intelligence insider reveals'F24 standfirst ends: 'Morocco has denied'
💬 5
Fox NewsPolitics
Fox Called It a Fracture. The X-Ray Shows a Trend Line.
A fracture is an accident. 37 to 103 is a direction....
Fox: Democrats 'fracture badly'NBC: 'as public opinion shifts'Two years ago: 37 Democrats. Wednesday: 103
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The SunWeird
The Sun's Lions Were 'Sunk.' The Guardian Checked Kane's Step Count.
The Sun framed the tears as a monument. The Guardian invoiced them....
Sun front page: 'Wonderbawl''Brave Lions sunk by late Argie goals'Guardian: Kane 'did some light cardio'
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CNNPolitics
500 Feared Dead. The Reason They Sailed Was Behind a Hyperlink.
"Limited assistance" is a weather report. Cutting the aid budget is a decision....
CNN: 500 'missing', boats 'vanish'Al Jazeera: 'steep cuts to foreign aid by the US'CNN's aid-cut reporting: one hyperlink away
💬 6
Fox NewsPolitics
The Headlines Gave Epstein's Favorite Lawyer a Job She Left in 2014
The employer that was actually on her business card has the headline presence of a ghost....
Fox: 'she saw dollar signs'NBC: 'former Obama counsel'February: 'Goldman's Top Lawyer'
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NPRPolitics
NPR's Headline Knew What the Tanker Was Thinking
The only mind the headline could read belonged to the ship that got shot....
NPR: 'trying to skirt its blockade'CENTCOM: ship 'ignored multiple warnings'The Belma: Curaçao-flagged, unladen
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The Wall Street JournalPolitics
The Fed Chair Wouldn't Say Who Gave Him $100 Million. The Headlines Made Warren the Aggressor.
'Blasts' is what coverage says when it would rather review the performance than the money....
WSJ scoop: Bowman's blackout-period dinner with BofA bankersCNN's verb: 'blasts'Warren: tone 'seems to invite corruption'
💬 4
CNNPolitics
Over 100 Children Are Dead. Fox's Headline Verb Was 'Discusses.'
'Discusses' is a verb for trade panels, not for a hundred dead children....
CNN: probe 'locked down' by CENTCOMTrump: images could be 'AI generated'Fox's verb: 'discusses'
💬 5
Fox NewsPolitics
One Hearing, Four Verbs: How Fox, CNN, NBC and Al Jazeera Covered Jay Clayton's DNI Confirmation Hearing
The one fact that made the hearing news is the one thing the headline declined to contain....
Fox: 'locks horns... fiery clash'NBC: 'hedges'CNN: 'repeatedly refuses to answer'
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BBC NewsPolitics
Everyone Called It Nationalisation. The BBC Called It 'Taken Into Public Ownership.'
'Taken into public ownership' — by whom, the weather?...
BBC headline: 'taken into public ownership'BBC's own RSS: 'officially nationalised'AP: 'UK nationalizes Chinese-owned British Steel'
💬 4
NBC NewsPolitics
NPR and NBC Ran the Same AP Story. Only One Was Sure the Arrests Happened.
When the arresting officers put out a press release, the arrest is not a rumour....
NBC headline: 'reportedly arrested'NPR headline, same wire copy: 'arrested'Police confirmed the arrests in their own statement
💬 5
EuronewsWeird
Euronews Put the Falklands in the Headline. The Banner Didn't Make the Cut.
Disappointment is a weather report. It hands you the mood and hides the cause....
Euronews headline: 'disappointment in the Falklands'The banner: 'Las Malvinas Son Argentinas'Al Jazeera: 'brandish political Falklands flag'
💬 3
BBC NewsPolitics
The BBC Proved MI5 Lied. Then It Wrote a Headline Where Nobody Did.
The Guardian had no stake in this fight and still found a subject for the verb....
BBC headline: 'MI5 court evidence based on lies, report says'Guardian headline: 'MI5 lied about relations with neo-Nazi informant'Goldring report: 'a wholly fictitious account'
💬 5
APPolitics
AP Buried Its Best Line Under the Most Boring Verb in English
AP typed “defends” one scroll down, then led with where the man's head was pointed....
AP headline verb: 'faces'AP's own subhead: 'Blanche defends Trump's audit immunity deal'$1.8B anti-weaponization fund: 'not moving forward'
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Fox NewsPolitics
Fox Wrote an Obituary for the Pause. The Dead Men Got Paragraph Nine.
The pause got an obituary. The men got the junk drawer....
Fox: 'after one-day pause' — no deaths in headlineVictims appear in paragraph 9, unnamed'THE TRAFFIC STOP!' — Trump, quoted in full
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Daily MailPolitics
A Government Ended Wednesday. The Tabloids Covered a Woman's Face.
One government fell. Three photos of one woman's tears....
Mail: 'Tears for Keir!' — three photos of Reeves cryingThe Sun: 'Rachel Reeves in tears AGAIN'Euronews: 'bids UK MPs goodbye, vows to support Burnham'
💬 5
NPRPolitics
The Only Death Toll in NPR's War Story Came From a Shipping Company
The methanol got itemized. The dead didn't get a number....
NPR: 'Hormuz standoff intensifies'Only fatalities cited: '17 seafarer fatalities' — via Kpler, a maritime trackerAl Jazeera, same day: 'killing at least 35 people... according to Iranian health officials'
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Russia Today (RT)Politics
Iran Hit Three Countries. On RT, the Missiles Only Found 'US Targets.'
No amount of headline grammar relocates the crater....
"Destroyed US HIMARS launchers – media"Jordan downed 3 missilesKuwait: 6 missiles, 33 drones
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ReutersPolitics
The Dead Got a Disclaimer. The 'Militant' Didn't.
The hedge teaches you what to doubt — and it was pointed at the morgue....
"Israel Kills Four... Medics Say""Targeted a Hamas militant"Deir el-Balah, Wednesday
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BloombergPolitics
The Hype Faded. Bloomberg Didn't Mention Whose Hype It Was.
The hype didn't fade. It got edited....
"Falls Below IPO Price as Hype Fades"June: "Biggest Debut of All Time"$135 a share, full round trip
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BBC NewsPolitics
The BBC Covered the Leaving Do. A Children's Charity Covered the Record.
Nobody heckles a eulogy — which makes it the safest place to store a legacy....
"Starmer's kind send-off""End of my political journey"Save the Children's blue plaque
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BBC NewsPolitics
The BBC's Bad Year Was “Laid Bare.” It Didn't Say Who Did the Laying.
When the BBC writes about the BBC, everyone in the sentence resigns....
“Laid bare” — by whom?539,000 licences goneMills: £745k, then sacked
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Fox NewsPolitics
Trump Threatened Iran's Bridges and Power Plants. Here's How Fox, the BBC, Al Jazeera and France 24 Ran It.
The scariest quote of the night ran as a fight promo, with an “exclusive” tag on it....
“Next week comes the bridges”Fox: “Hit them hard”BBC: “unless Iran resumes talks”
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The SunPolitics
Britain Hit 37°C. The Sun Mentioned Climate 6% of the Time.
Britain melted, and the news called it a delivery....
72% never said “climate”The Sun: 6%BBC: “delivers exceptional sunshine”
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CGTNPolitics
China Had Its Worst Quarter Since 2022. CGTN Averaged It Away.
Average the bad quarter with the good one, report the smoothie....
Q2: 4.3% vs 4.5% expectedWeakest since late 2022CGTN's article: two sentences
💬 5
CNNPolitics
Trump Announced an Announcement. Only One Headline Brought the Receipts.
AP printed the Rotten Tomatoes score right on the poster....
“Really, really big news”AP: “debunked conspiracies”Fox filed a calendar invite
💬 5
ReutersPolitics
$49 Billion Left the Treasury. The Headline Couldn't Find Who Sent It.
When the money came in, it was tariff success. When it left, it was a weather event....
"Tariff refunds push deficit""ruled illegal" — paragraph one$49.2bn out, $23.6bn in
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The Wall Street JournalPolitics
America Declared War on a Court. The Announcement Ran Where Nobody Asks Questions.
A podium comes with questions. An op-ed page comes with a byline photo and silence....
"brick by brick, if necessary""so-called international law"Op-ed as podium
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NBC NewsPolitics
Two Men Are Dead. The Sources Are Worried About Stress.
The officers got a diagnosis. The dead men got the passive voice....
"pressure to arrest is blamed""too much stress"Dead men, passive voice
💬 5
BBC NewsPolitics
£10 Billion Was Wasted. The BBC Charged the PPE.
"PPE failures" can't complain to Ofcom — and can't lose an election either....
"PPE failures left NHS staff poorly protected""Johnson government wasted £10bn""political" vs "Tory" connections
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Fox NewsPolitics
The Hormuz Toll Booth Lasted One Day. The Victory Lap Is Still Going.
The fee existed for one day. The deals replacing it don't exist yet. The headline netted it out as a win....
Fox: 'backs away from Strait of Hormuz fee'Next entry: Gulf partners investing 'billions'No countries, no amounts, no paperwork
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NBC NewsPolitics
The Best Inflation Number Since 2020 Expired Before It Printed. One Headline Said So.
Nine words of good news, then a time stamp. That comma did more journalism than the victory laps....
CPI fell 0.4% — biggest monthly drop since April 2020Energy fell 5.7% and did the liftingNBC: 'just before energy prices spiked again'
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Al JazeeraPolitics
One Runway, Three Culprits: Pick Your Masthead
Saudi strikes arrive as claims. Houthi strikes arrive as weather....
“Yemeni government forces strike” — Al Jazeera“Houthis accuse Saudi Arabia” — AP“Houthis strike”, no hedge — WaPo
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CNNWeird
The Slashes Grew From 250 Feet to 300 Yards. The Headline Just Took Dictation.
The slashes grew 260 feet between press releases. The headline never noticed....
“Put back into service soon”250 ft → 350 ft → 300 yardsCNN's own crew saw no gashes
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NPRPolitics
The Emergency Got a 30-Month Extension. One Newsroom Did the Math.
An emergency with a 30-month extension isn't an emergency. It's a lease....
$3 million a dayExtended to Jan 20, 2029“A righteous and beautiful mission”
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The MirrorWeird
England's Dressing Room War Was Two Men Agreeing in Different Moods
The manager said improve, the player said we tried. The Mirror printed a duel....
“WHATEVER!”“Yeah well, whatever” — the whole crimeKane “caught in the middle”
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Fox NewsPolitics
A Man Is Dead, the Cameras Were Missing, and the Explanation Was “Democrats”
There's no footage of the shooting — but the blame arrived in 4K....
“Back-to-back Democrat shutdowns”He “resembled” the targetWitnesses now in deportation proceedings
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CNNPolitics
A “Merger,” a “Buying,” and a “Takeover” Walk Into a Courtroom
“Merger” is a handshake. “Takeover” is what you call it when the box being shipped is your own newsroom....
CNN's word: “takeover”The Washington Post's word: “buying”“Snuff out competition” — 12 state AGs
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CGTNPolitics
CGTN Drew a Detailed Map of the Damage. The Cartographer Fired the Missiles.
One sentence of “not independently verified” was asked to carry an entire war story....
“Retaliatory” — whose word is that?“The claims have not been independently verified”Zero US officials quoted
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Russia Today (RT)Politics
Iran Hit Two Tankers in the Strait of Hormuz. Here's Who Did It, According to Reuters, CNN, Al Jazeera and RT.
Iran's own military claimed the hit. RT's headline still couldn't crack the case....
Reuters: 'UAE says Iranian missiles struck oil tankers'RT: 'after tanker attacks' — attacks by whom?Al Jazeera scored it an 'exchange'
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Fox NewsPolitics
The Ruling Said 'Bad Faith.' The Headline Said 'Obama.'
A showdown needs two corners. The judge's whole point was that this fight had one....
'Obama-appointed judge torches Trump admin' — Fox's actual hedJudge: lawsuit had 'no viable basis in law or fact'$1.776B 'anti-weaponization' fund, voided
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Fox NewsPolitics
The Headline Has Terrorists. Paragraph Seven Has the Bomber.
The threat made the headline. The bomb made paragraph seven....
'Terror proxy' in the hed, bomber in paragraph 7Yemen's gov't says it struck the runway itselfThe Iranian plane landed anyway — at Hodeidah
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Al JazeeraPolitics
The Ambulances Burned Without Quotation Marks
The scare quotes checked ID on a confession....
'Terror' — in scare quotesFiled under: US-Israel war on IranFour charity ambulances torched
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Fox NewsPolitics
The New Senator Has a Name. Fox's Headline Preferred the Math.
On Fox, she wasn't appointed to the Senate. She was appointed to the majority....
"GOP rushes to protect fragile majority"Appointed — by nobody, apparently"A fabulous tribute to Lindsey"
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NPRWeird
Michigan Counted More Parasite Cases Than the CDC Counted for All of America
843 isn't the size of the outbreak. It's the size of the paperwork....
CDC: 843 cases nationwideMichigan alone: 1,562NBC's own tally: 4,000+
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Fox NewsPolitics
The First Blockade in History Whose Selling Point Is That It's Open
It's only a blockade in the sense that you pay a stranger 20% not to be blockaded....
Fox: 'Hormuz Strait will remain open, we are reinstating blockade'Trump: 'reimbursed, at the rate of 20% on all cargo shipped'Al Jazeera: 'collect tolls' — Bloomberg: '20% Hormuz Charge'
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CNNPolitics
CNN Just Covered Its Own For Sale Sign
'Many critics have raised concerns' is how a newsroom says 'send help' past its own lawyers....
CNN: 'States sue to block Paramount's Warner Bros. Discovery takeover'Disclosure: 'Warner Bros. Discovery is the parent company of CNN'Bonta: 'higher prices, lower quality, and less content'
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France 24Politics
The Forest Outside Paris Is Burning. France 24 Led With the Whodunit.
An arsonist explains the spark. The heatwave explains the fire....
France 24: 'Probe into intentional start of Fontainebleau fire underway'Reuters: 'France sends water bombers to tackle wildfire outside Paris'800+ hectares overnight, A6 to Lyon closed
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BBC NewsPolitics
She's a 'Death' in London and a 'Murder' in Washington
Same woman, same case, same facts — different courtrooms behind the keyboard....
BBC: 'investigation into Ann Widdecombe's death'CNN: 'suspected murder' — NBC: 'killing'Suspect re-arrested Monday on terrorism suspicion
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BloombergPolitics
The US and Iran Traded Strikes All Weekend. Bloomberg Asked the Barrel How It's Feeling.
On the terminal, the war is just weather the barrel is having....
Bloomberg: 'Oil Jumps as US and Iran Trade Strikes'NPR: 'U.S. launches fresh strikes on Iran'Brent near $79 after a 5.4% week
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APPolitics
27 People Died in Bangkok. America Read About It in One Voice.
Fires 'break out' the way scandals 'emerge' — grammar with nobody in it....
AP: 'Fire breaks out at a pub in Bangkok'Same wire copy on NPR and the Washington PostAl Jazeera: 'Fire engulfs popular Bangkok pub'
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BBC NewsWeird
The Sam Neill Obituaries Had Room for Exactly One Dinosaur
Fifty years, dozens of films, one line of type — room for exactly one dinosaur....
BBC: 'Sam Neill, Jurassic Park actor, dies aged 78'WaPo: 'Actor Sam Neill dies at 78' — no dinosaurNPR gave The Piano a seat
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ReutersPolitics
Twelve Dead Became an Adjective. Two Tourists Became the Headline.
Twelve people became an adjective. Two tourists became a verb....
'British couple saved' — Reuters' headline'Wildfires kill at least 12' — Al JazeeraVictims found in cars fleeing a hamlet
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Fox NewsPolitics
Agents Knocked on Reporters' Doors. Fox Heard a Leak Probe.
On CNN they reported. On Fox they were 'tied to' something....
'Grand jury leak probe' — Fox's headline'A brazen act' — the Times, via NPRGrand jury: Wednesday, Manhattan
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Al JazeeraPolitics
Schrödinger's Strait: Hormuz Is Closed on Al Jazeera, Alleged on NPR, and Open on Fox
You can't sail a tanker through the word "says."...
"Shuts Hormuz after US bombing" — Al Jazeera"Tehran says it has closed" — NPR"US says Strait of Hormuz remains open" — Fox
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Fox NewsPolitics
Why Was Mitch McConnell in the Hospital? How Fox, CNN, NBC, AP and NPR Each Broke His Silence
"Breaks silence" is how you headline a Kardashian, not a senator whose absence moves the whole legislative math....
"Breaks silence on mystery hospitalization" — Fox"After weeks of speculation" — CNN"Transparency is a choice, not a requirement" — NPR
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NPRWeird
NPR Got the Provost's Texts. Its Headline Still Doesn't Know Who Shut Down the Art Show.
"The show was shut down" — by the weather, presumably....
"The show was shut down in days" — NPR headline"Barking from our friends in Austin" — UNT provostParody seals: "U.S. Inhumane and Cruelty Enforcement"
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Fox NewsPolitics
Rifles Are a Fact. The Congressman Is a Claim.
Says at the front door, claims in the living room....
Fox body: 'claims to have been detained'Al Jazeera: 'settlers detain him' — no 'says'IDF: soldiers 'did not take part in blocking the road'
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CNNPolitics
140 Targets in One Night, and Two Headlines Where Nobody Started It
On CNN the atmosphere is guilty. On Fox, nobody is....
CNN: 'US unleashes biggest round of strikes'Fox: 'US, Iran exchange fire'CENTCOM: about 140 targets hit
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EuronewsPolitics
The Headline Says 'Iran Attacks.' The URL Remembers What Came First.
The headline forgot who fired first. The URL remembered....
Headline: 'Iran attacks Gulf states...'Same story's URL: '...following-us-strikes'Article line one: 'in response to US airstrikes'
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ReutersPolitics
Ukraine's PM Is Out. Whether She Jumped or Was Pushed Depends on Your Wire Service.
Who pushed, who jumped, who was furniture — pick a wire service....
Reuters: 'dismisses ... after only a year'AP: 'steps down', new post 'offered'Al Jazeera: 'replaces PM Svyrydenko'
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The SunWeird
Two Teams Booked a Semi-Final. The Sun Booked a Grudge.
One desk previewed a semi-final. The other held a séance....
Sun: 'ultimate football grudge match''Bitter South American rivals' — before a ball was kickedMessi was born a year AFTER the Hand of God
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Al JazeeraPolitics
Al Jazeera Wrote Its Founder's Obituary. One Word Didn't Make the Cut.
The wires wrote that he seized power. The network he founded wrote that he assumed it....
AJ: 'architect of modern Qatar'Wire obits: 'modernizer who seized power''Assumed power' vs a 1995 palace coup
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The Washington PostWeird
Fat Leonard Wants a Pardon. The Post Ran the Audition Tape.
Criminals confess. Celebrities reveal. Guess which verb the headline picked....
WaPo: 'Fat Leonard reveals how he escaped''Legendary con man' — the homepage's words$35M bilked from the Navy, 180-month sentence
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Fox NewsPolitics
A Senator Died Saturday Night. By Brunch, the Seat Was Accepting Applications.
Saturday he was a senator. By Sunday brunch he was a vacancy with a filing deadline....
Fox: 'Trump hints he already has a favorite''It's too soon with Lindsey' — said mid-teaseCandidate filing opens nine days after his death
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NBC NewsPolitics
The Biggest Housing Law in 30 Years Got Covered Like a Missing Autograph
The pen that didn't move got the headline. The 350-home landlord cap got paragraph nine....
NBC: 'even though Trump didn't sign it'Law bans 350+ home mega-landlords from buying moreTrump: 'big yawn'
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Russia Today (RT)Politics
On RT, Iran Has Never Started Anything in Its Life
On RT, the tankers just caught fire. Nobody lit them....
RT: 'US resumes strikes on Iran'RT: 'after tanker attacks' — attacks by whom?Fox: 'Iran strikes US facilities in retaliation'
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NPRPolitics
A Year of Troops in the Capital, Filed Under Shift Change
The rota change made the headline. The year of troops made the subordinate clause....
NPR: 'Minnesota is pulling troops early''Presence patrols' far from the Mall'For nearly a year' — in a subordinate clause
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Daily MailWeird
The Mail Diagnosed Bellingham With 'Leading-Man Syndrome.' Six Goals Later He Has 'Main Character Energy.'
'Leading-man syndrome' was the diagnosis. 'Main character energy' is the cure. Only the scoreboard changed....
Mail, autumn: 'divisive soloist'Mail, autumn: 'I would remove... Bellingham'Mail, now: 'main character energy'
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CNNPolitics
The Lawsuit Says Apple v. OpenAI. The Defendants Have Mortgages.
Godzilla can't be deposed. The two guys in paragraph four can....
CNN: 'upcoming AI gadgets'Suit personally names two ex-Apple engineers'Bring Apple parts' to job interviews
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BloombergPolitics
US Strikes Hit 140 Iranian Targets and the Strait of Hormuz Slammed Shut: How Fox, NPR, Bloomberg, Al Jazeera and The Washington Post Picked Five Different Main Characters
Same bombs, same night — five papers, five main characters....
CENTCOM: ~140 Iranian targets hitBloomberg: 'Closed Until Further Notice'NPR: US 'attacks', Tehran 'lashes out'
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Al JazeeraPolitics
Every Obituary Headline Is an Epitaph. Only One Newsroom Wrote One.
The US press filled in a form. Doha filed a verdict....
Al Jazeera: 'one of Israel's strongest US Senate allies'Fox: 'dead at 71... office says'WaPo: 'longtime South Carolina senator'
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CNNPolitics
Six People Shot at a Toronto Salsa Festival. Both Headlines Lost the Shooters.
Two headlines, six people shot, zero shooters....
CNN: 'mass shooting... police say'Fox: 'Gunfire shatters' — no actorPolice: 'two individuals targeting each other'
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The SunPolitics
The Sun Wrote 'MURDERED' in Capitals. The Quotation Marks Are for the Lawyers.
The capitals are for you. The quotation marks are for the lawyers....
The Sun: 'MURDERED' — caps and quotesGuardian: 'may have been killed''It is understood' = unnamed sourcing
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NPRPolitics
The March Got the Cameras. NPR Asked Who Pays for the Khakis.
Cover the parade and you've transcribed their press release....
NPR: 'what you see is not what you get'Members pay 'hundreds of dollars a month'Born out of Charlottesville, 2017
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Fox NewsPolitics
Trump Posted '1,000 Missiles' Before Dawn. Fox Filed It Under 'Warns.'
A warning is 'careful, the floor is wet.' This was a group chat message with a body count....
Trump: '1000 Missiles are Locked and Loaded'Fox: Trump 'warns' IranEuronews: 'threatens'... 'a day after' agreeing to talks
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CGTNPolitics
A Typhoon Hit China Tonight. On CGTN, the Star of the Storm Is the Paperwork.
A storm with no victims isn't a news story. It's a fire drill with excellent production values....
CGTN: Level III response, 50,000 relief suppliesAl Jazeera: 17 dead in Philippines, 36 hurt in Taiwan1.7 million people evacuated
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Al JazeeraPolitics
Nine Months In, One Word Is Still Wearing Quotation Marks
Two marks smaller than a comma, carrying a nine-month argument....
Al Jazeera: 'ceasefire' — always in quotesNPR: no quotes, nine months inAJ in June: post-'ceasefire' deaths hit 983
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Fox NewsPolitics
Armed Settlers Boxed In a Congressman. Fox's First Verb Was 'Claims.'
'Claims' is attribution with one eyebrow already raised....
Fox: Khanna 'claims'CNN: Khanna 'says'Settlers carried US-made M4 rifles
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Russia Today (RT)Politics
Crimea's Pumps Ran Dry. RT Blamed the Repairs.
The refineries are 'under repairs' the way a kitchen is 'renovated' after a grease fire....
RT: deputy PM 'names reason' for shortagesAl Jazeera: Sevastopol halted civilian fuel salesPutin: 'cannot destabilize Russia'
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The New York TimesPolitics
Four Reporters Got Subpoenas at Their Doors. The DOJ Swears They're Not 'Targets.'
The drill is for the tooth, not for you. You're still the one in the chair....
4 NYT journalists subpoenaedDOJ: reporters are 'not targets'Fox: 'leak probe tied to' a report
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Fox NewsPolitics
The Wildlife Rule Died in an 'Exclusive.' The Exclusive Was a Press Release.
You can demolish the house, as long as the tenant isn't home when the wall comes down....
Fox: 'weaponized' wildlife ruleCNN: 'reversing 50 years of environmental law'Habitat destruction no longer counts as 'harm'
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APPolitics
The River Hadn't Crested Yet. The Headlines Already Sounded Like an Ending.
The happy ending made the headline while the river was still rising....
AP: "More than 200 people at a summer camp helicoptered to safety"CNN: "1-in-1,000-year rainfall triggers catastrophic flooding"Black River expected to crest at a record 28 feet
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The Washington PostPolitics
Every Headline Said He 'Withdrew.' The Party Had Already Cut the Cord.
'Withdraws' is technically true. 'Defunded out' is what the story describes....
WaPo: "Graham Platner officially withdraws from Maine Senate race"Party warning: "will not invest" in Maine if Platner staysPlatner: "We are going to lose our ability to fundraise"
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NPRWeird
The Car Watched, Flagged and Will Testify. The Headlines Made It Scenery.
The car isn't just the scene of the incident. It's the arresting witness....
Police on Facebook: "Parents do you know where your teens are? @waymo does!"NPR: "teens detained by police from a Waymo robotaxi"Up to 29 cameras per car, by Waymo's own description
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BBC NewsPolitics
Britain's Next PM Is Running Unopposed. The Press Is Calling the Race.
Who's running: one man. How it works: he wins....
322 of 403 Labour MPs nominated Burnham on day oneElectorate for the next PM: 403 peopleBBC: "Burnham planning for No 10 for at least a year, key ally says"
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The Wall Street JournalPolitics
The Intel Was Unvetted. The Headline Said 'Iran Hatched a Plot.'
You reveal a birthday cake. You allege a plot....
WSJ: "Iran Hatched Fresh Plot to Kill Trump, Israel Told U.S."Same reporting: US hadn't vetted the intelligenceCNN kept "sources say" in the headline
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NBC NewsPolitics
The Biggest Housing Law in 30 Years Just Passed. The Headlines Covered an Autograph.
The biggest housing law in thirty years got second billing to a missing autograph....
First housing reform this size in about three decadesRestricts Wall Street firms from buying single-family homesTrump: refused to sign "in PROTEST"
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Fox NewsPolitics
US–Iran Ceasefire Over, Talks Back On: How Fox, CNN, Bloomberg and Al Jazeera Each Sold You the Same 40 Words
The forty words were identical. The news never is....
Bloomberg: "Trump Says Iran Ceasefire Over But Talks on Deal to Continue"CNN's headline subject: "Mediators" — not TrumpFox: "US pauses Iran attack... as Israel reveals plot to kill Trump"
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BBC NewsWeird
His Head and Shoulders Were Already Outside the Plane. BBC's Headline Still Said 'Nearly.'
His head and shoulders were already outside the plane. 'Nearly' was doing a lot of quiet work in that headline....
BBC: "Passenger 'nearly sucked out of window mid-air' on Ryanair-owned plane"Bloomberg: "Ryanair Passenger Partly Sucked Out of Jet as Window Dislodges"Eyewitness: "the head and shoulders of one passenger were outside the window"
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BloombergPolitics
History's Second-Biggest Stock Listing Happened Friday. Bloomberg's Headline Was About the Side Bets.
The Super Bowl happened. Bloomberg's headline covered the parking lot....
Bloomberg: "SK Hynix's US Trading Debut Unleashes Wave of New Leveraged ETFs"SK Hynix raised $26.5 billion — biggest US listing ever by a foreign company, 2nd-largest listing globally (behind only SpaceX)Demand ran at 7x available shares, per Reuters
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CGTNPolitics
CGTN's Rocket Headline Said 'Breakthrough.' Its Own Next Story Said 'A Different Way.'
CGTN's first headline said 'breakthrough.' Its second one, hours later, quietly downgraded itself to 'a different way.'...
CGTN: "China achieves reusable rocket breakthrough with Long March-10B"CGTN follow-up: "Hot Take: China recovered a rocket booster in a different way"SpaceX has landed Falcon 9 boosters hundreds of times since 2015; China is only the 2nd nation to recover an orbital-class booster
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EuronewsPolitics
Six, Then Twelve, Then Eleven — Euronews Let You Watch the Death Toll Get Corrected.
The number kept changing. Euronews changed with it instead of picking the version that read best....
Euronews: "11 people killed as wildfires tear through southern Spain"Death toll revised: 6 → 12 → corrected to 11 within hours~150 firefighters battled the blaze near Bédar, Almería, in ~40°C heat
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BloombergPolitics
Apollo Won the EasyJet Bidding War. Bloomberg Forgot to Ask the Cockpit.
The bidding war got a price tag. The workforce got a footnote that already expired....
Bloomberg: "EasyJet Receives Higher Apollo Offer, Drops Support for Castlelake Bid"Bloomberg (July 7): "EasyJet Pilots Nervous About Jobs, Leadership Under Castlelake"Apollo's bid: £5.7bn (715p/share); deadline 5pm Aug 7 to firm up or walk away
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BBC NewsPolitics
BBC's Headline for a Police Probe Into Reform Was: 'The Times Reports.'
BBC didn't break the story. BBC's headline made sure you knew that too....
BBC: "Police investigate Reform donations, the Times reports"Fiona Cottrell donated £500,000 (two £250,000 payments) weeks before the 2024 electionSon George Cottrell: convicted of wire fraud, has quietly bankrolled parts of Farage's operation
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NPRPolitics
The Elections Agency Now Has Zero Commissioners. NPR Called It 'Cleaning House.'
It's not a tidier commission. It's an empty one....
NPR: "President Trump cleans house at the bipartisan Election Assistance Commission"NBC: "Trump ousts remaining members of the Election Assistance Commission ahead of midterms"The commission now has zero commissioners and cannot take official action
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Al JazeeraPolitics
Iran Aimed at Qatar. Al Jazeera's Headline Called a Meeting.
Its owner got targeted and mediated on the same day. Only the mediating made the headline....
AJ: 'mediators urge both sides to uphold MoU'Iran's army said it targeted an early-warning system in QatarFox: "'IT'S OVER'" in caps
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APWeird
Wimbledon Found Its Cinderella. Cinderella's Dad Runs a Hedge Fund.
'Wild card' is a tournament entry mechanism, not a tax bracket....
AP: "'Ferytale' rolls on... after meeting queen"NBC: 'developed his game at Stanford'Father: hedge fund founder worth ~€320M (Challenges)
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CNNPolitics
The Money Made Every Headline. The Reason Made One.
It sounds like a slow Tuesday at an insurance company. It was a sexual abuse verdict....
CNN: 'Trump's $5 million payment'AP: 'in Trump sex abuse and defamation case'$800K of interest from 3 years of appeals
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Fox NewsPolitics
Nobody Ended the Ceasefire. It Just 'Crumbled.'
Ceasefires don't crumble. Someone decides — and the verbs were picked so nobody did....
Fox: 'Tehran attacks... trigger Trump'CNN: 'ceasefire crumbles'WaPo: 'trade dozens more strikes'
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NPRPolitics
The Free Plane Failed Its First Test. The Headlines Called It a Swap.
A free plane you can't fly when it matters is $400 million of paint....
NPR: 'flies partway home... in an old Air Force One'Trump: 'for old time's sake'$400M retrofit, reportedly still no countermeasure kit
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Russia Today (RT)Politics
RT Counted Two Tankers. The Other Nineteen Were Busy Burning.
RT ran the highlight reel of the two goals they blocked. It skipped the final score: 21....
RT: "Ukraine attacks Russian oil tankers"RT/Gov. Yury Slyusar: 2 tankers hit in Taganrog Bay, no oil spilled, ~70 drones interceptedUkraine drone commander Robert Brovdi: 8 tankers hit that same night, not 2
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NBC NewsPolitics
It Took NBC Two Headlines to Never Say His Name.
It took NBC two headlines. His name still isn't in either one....
NBC: "Man fatally shot by ICE officer during traffic stop in Houston"NBC follow-up: "Son of man fatally shot by ICE officer during traffic stop says 'we want answers'"CNN: "Lorenzo Salgado Araujo: A Houston father was driving to work when an ICE agent fatally shot him"
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BBC NewsPolitics
One Minister Got the Headline. 38,000 Disabled People Got a Footnote.
The review had 38,000 witnesses. The headline had one minister and a microphone....
BBC: "Disability benefit not fit for purpose, minister leading review says"Timms review: over 38,000 submissions, 90% negativeReview's own words: process "stressful, dehumanising and hard to navigate"
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APWeird
The Reflecting Pool's Real Repeat Offender Is a $14.6 Million Liner.
He's charged with damaging a liner that was already falling apart on its own. The liner's contractor got a second contract instead....
AP: "Former Olympic canoe racer pleads not guilty in Reflecting Pool damage case"David Hearn, 67, three-time Olympian, faces up to 10 years in prison over ~2 sq ft of linerNo-bid contract to Atlantic Industrial Coatings ballooned from $13.1M to $14.6M; billed a 20% profit margin vs. the standard 6-12%
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BloombergPolitics
Bloomberg's Headline Led With the Stock Price. The Actual News Was 400,000 Hearts.
The stock got top billing. The people the drug was supposed to save got a subordinate clause....
Bloomberg: "Shares Fall as Wainua Fails to Cut Deaths"Trial enrolled 1,432 patients with ATTR-CMAstraZeneca shares fell ~9.9%, wiping out roughly £19-23 billion
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France 24Politics
France24 Already Had the Moving Van Outside Number 10.
France24 backed the moving van up to Downing Street. Nobody's actually voted yet....
France24: "takes Burnham closer to UK PM's office"WaPo/NBC: "likely the only candidate"Nominations open July 9, close July 16
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The Washington PostPolitics
One Verb Got Her a Felony Headline. The Other Got Her a Halo.
One headline gave her a felony. The other gave her a motive....
Fox/NBC: "obstructing" ICE/immigrant arrestWaPo: "helping immigrant avoid arrest"Dugan fined $5,000, no prison time
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Fox NewsPolitics
Fox Said OpenAI Needed Trump's Blessing. The White House Says There Was No Blessing to Give.
Fox drew a velvet rope. The White House swears the club was always open....
Fox: "access to Trump administration partners"White House: "No such permission is required or granted"GPT-5.6 Sol tested with government before Thursday's public release
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CNNWeird
Trump Lost His Name Fight Again. In Fox's Headline, He Wasn't Even in the Room.
You can name him, soften him, or reorganize the sentence until he disappears....
CNN: 'again knocks down Trump's demand'Fox: 'Kennedy Center board's appeal... denied''Trump Kennedy Center' trademark ordered withdrawn
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Russia Today (RT)Politics
Russia Is Back in the Olympics. RT's Version Rewrote Why It Was Banned.
RT didn't fake the news. It renovated the history underneath it....
RT: regions 'voted overwhelmingly to join Russia'Euronews led with 'premature' and 'unjustified'ROC suspended since October 2023
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Fox NewsPolitics
How Fox, CNN, NPR and The Washington Post Each Told You the Iran Ceasefire Is Over
The facts were shared. The grammar was the editorial....
Fox: 'Tehran attacks trigger Trump'WaPo: Trump 'orders new round of strikes'NPR filed it 'as NATO summit wraps'
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Fox NewsPolitics
Fox Says Turkey Was 'Once' a Headache. The Russian Missiles Haven't Moved.
"Once" is a bold word for missiles that haven't moved....
"Once seen as alliance headache" — FoxS-400s: still in Ankara"We will consider" — Trump
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NBC NewsPolitics
The DOJ Gave Election Officials Five Days. NBC Called It a 'Warning.'
A lifeguard warns. This came with a deadline....
"DOJ warns" — NBC headline"Criminally prosecuted for aiding and abetting" — the letter5-day deadline, 51 letters
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Fox NewsPolitics
Fox's Headline About McConnell's Hospitalization Was About His Wife's Vacation.
The senator is still in the hospital. The headline was about his wife's flight....
CNN: "...his team won't say why"Fox: "McConnell's wife...remained in China during his hospitalization"911 audio described "unconscious," "cardiac arrest," "CPR in progress"
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Al JazeeraPolitics
NBC Called It History. Al Jazeera Explained Why an Ally's Arrest Might Decide It.
Two headlines, same trial. One told you it started. The other told you why it might not go the way anyone expected....
NBC: "Impeachment trial begins for Philippine Vice President Sara Duterte"Al Jazeera: ally's arrest "throwing support for Duterte in the Senate into doubt"Duterte faces threat-to-assassinate and unexplained wealth charges
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NPRWeird
NPR Read the Actual Plan. Fox Read the Politics of the Plan.
One headline told you what's in the plan. The other told you who Democrats copied to make it....
NPR: "war on the annoyance economy"Fox: "Democrats take page from conservative playbook"Annoyance economy estimated to cost families $165 billion a year
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The MirrorPolitics
The Mirror Called It a 'Targeted Strike.' Israel Says That's Not Who They Were Aiming At.
Four people are dead. The target is still disputed. Only one headline decided it already had the answer....
The Mirror: killed in "targeted strike"AP: Israeli military says al-Wahidi "was not a target"Two of the four killed were children, ages 10 and 8
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Al JazeeraWeird
Egypt Called the World Cup 'Rigged.' Al Jazeera Just Asked If the Ref Was Consistent.
Turns out the boring version of the accusation was the one that actually stuck....
The Mirror: "claims World Cup is 'fixed'"Al Jazeera: "questions of legitimacy at World Cup"BBC Sport's Dale Johnson: disallowed goal "completely against how this tournament has been refereed"
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Fox NewsPolitics
Fox Picked Which Punch Started the Iran Fight. It Wasn't the First One Thrown.
Nobody lied. They just each picked a different place to start the story....
Fox: "Iranian attacks trigger massive US response"NPR: "Tehran targets Bahrain and Kuwait after U.S. strikes"WaPo: Trump calling Iran's leaders "scum"
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BBC NewsPolitics
Fox Made It Sound Like Macron Barely Escaped a Bomb. He Was Never Near It.
Macron wasn't ducking for cover. He was in a palace, mid-handshake, entirely unaware anything had happened....
Fox: "bomb rock Damascus hotel where Macron is staying"BBC: "Explosions injure 18 in Damascus during Emmanuel Macron's visit"Syria's Interior Ministry: blast site posed "no direct threat"
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RT (Russia Today)Politics
Russian State TV Described Trump's NATO Meltdown More Bluntly Than Fox Did
When Russian state media describes your president's NATO tantrum more directly than you do, that's not restraint — that's a tell....
RT: "NATO summit opens with Trump threats"Fox: "Iran rift looms above alliance talks"NPR: "Trump's NATO pressure campaign continues as summit begins"
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NBC NewsPolitics
American Networks Turned an Iranian Funeral Into a Story About America
The most important person at Khamenei's funeral was the one nobody could find....
NBC: "Supreme leader's coffin creeps through crowds in Tehran as Trump effigy is hanged"CNN: "Iran sends defiant message to Trump with colossal funeral"Al Jazeera: Mojtaba's absence "fuels public insecurity"
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Fox NewsPolitics
A Lawsuit Says the US Hand-Delivered Asylum Seekers' Files to Tehran. Fox Found Room for a Mascot Fight Instead.
Persecuted Christians are a Fox News staple -- right up until the persecutor's file arrives with a US government stamp on it....
Lawsuit filed July 7 in WashingtonAlleged monthly US-Iran meetings since March 2025Files on hundreds of detained Iranians
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BBC NewsPolitics
His Lawyer Says He's Beaten Daily in an Underground Cell. The BBC Front-Paged It. Five US Front Pages Had Zero Words.
The world learned his face when he walked toward a tank in a white coat. Tonight, exactly one front page remembered it....
Detained since Dec 2024 Kamal Adwan raidHeld without charge or trialLawyer: 'could not recognise him' after beatings
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RT (Russia Today)Politics
A French Court Upheld Le Pen's Embezzlement Conviction. RT's Headline: Court 'Clears' Le Pen.
'Cleared' is a bold word for someone who left the courthouse with the conviction fully intact....
Appeals court upheld the embezzlement convictionSentence includes a year under electronic tagIneligibility recut: she can run in 2027
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The SunPolitics
Farage Quit Parliament Under a £5M Cloud. The Sun's Headline Was About Everyone Refusing to Fight Him.
When your headline calls the by-election 'fake' before mentioning the £5 million, you didn't cover the campaign -- you joined it....
Farage resigned as MP on July 7£5m gift reported to National Crime AgencyLabour, Tories and Lib Dems boycott by-election
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Daily MailWeird
Daily Mail Called Its Own Court Win 'Magnificent.' CNN Just Called It Harry Losing.
'Magnificent' is a word for symphonies, not court rulings about how you source stories. The Mail used it on itself anyway....
Daily Mail's own words: 'magnificent vindication'CNN headline: Harry as subject, Mail unnamedAll 97 claims against Associated Newspapers dismissed
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France 24Politics
France 24 Let Trump Call the War 'Settled.' Al Jazeera's Headline Was Still Counting Bodies From the Night Before.
'Both sides want it settled' reads like consensus. The night before, only one side was doing the killing....
France 24: Trump says both sides want it 'settled'Al Jazeera: Russian strikes killed 20+, rising to 27Kyiv struck the night before NATO summit began
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The Washington PostPolitics
The Washington Post Wrote Trump a Headline With His Alibi Already Built In.
The outlet usually tougher on Trump ran the headline with his alibi pre-installed. That's backwards enough to read twice....
WaPo headline includes Trump's own denialFox News headline: no self-defense clauseTrump: 'didn't tell him what to do'
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NBC NewsPolitics
NBC Used Platner's Own Words for the Headline. NPR Used the Growing List of Democrats Leaving Him.
One network used his own phrase for the headline. The other counted who was already leaving....
Allegation: forced non-consensual sex, 2021Platner: denies, calls it 'categorically untrue'Schumer, Gillibrand, Khanna withdrew support
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ABC NewsPolitics
ABC Said Farage 'Faces Questions' Over Undeclared Gifts. The Gift Was a Five-Story Townhouse Near Buckingham Palace.
'Faces questions' is doing a lot of quiet lifting for a story that includes a Georgian townhouse near the actual Palace....
Declared gift: GBP9,200 Belgium tripUndeclared: security, staff, Georgian townhouseCottrell: pleaded guilty to wire fraud, 2017
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CGTNPolitics
CGTN Called China's Missile Test 'Professional.' It Just Happened to Land Hours After Australia and Fiji Signed a Defense Pact.
Graded on how well it was carried out. Not graded on where it landed, or when....
PLA submarine-launched ballistic missile, July 6Landed near Kiribati/Tuvalu EEZ, nuclear-free zoneHours after Australia-Fiji defense pact signed
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Los Angeles TimesPolitics
The LA Times Installed an AI to Measure Its Own Bias. The Needle's First Move Was Toward the Klan.
The tool was built to measure the paper's own bias. On its first real test, the needle swung toward the Klan....
Insights AI: auto-generates 'counterpoint' notesFeb 25 column: KKK's real history in Anaheim, CAAI called the KKK a response to 'white Protestant culture'
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The Associated PressPolitics
AP Wouldn't Rename a Gulf. The White House Shut a Door Instead -- and Even Fox News Said That Wasn't Fair.
Same editorial decision. Same reasoning as three other major outlets. Only one of them lost its seat in the room....
AP barred from Oval Office/Air Force One, Feb 2025Judge: ban was unconstitutional retaliationCase still on appeal at the D.C. Circuit in 2026
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CNNPolitics
CNN Framed the NATO Summit as Trump 'Piling Pressure on the Alliance.' NPR Framed the Same Two Days as a Bill Finally Coming Due.
One outlet gave you Trump's mood. The other gave you the number everyone's actually on the hook for....
NATO Summit: Ankara, July 7-8, 2026CNN: Trump 'piles pressure on alliance'NPR: last year's spending pledges, now due
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CNNPolitics
CNN Spent Months Checking Waymo's '13 Times Safer' Claim. It Found the Near-Misses That Number Was Never Built to Count.
"I had to push my son out of the way." That's the part "13 times safer" was never built to count....
Waymo claims: 13x fewer serious-injury crashesCNN investigation found hundreds of near-miss incidentsIncludes red-light running, driving into flooded roads
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BBC NewsWeird
FIFA Spent Years Building an Official World Cup Mascot. BBC's Verdict -- 'Sorry, Zayu' -- Was That a Street Duck in a Jersey Did the Job Better.
"The official Fifa mascot in Mexico may be Zayu the jaguar... but Merlin has clearly stolen the show. Sorry, Zayu." -- BBC World Service, picking the duck over the licensing deal....
Merlin: 2-year-old duck, Mexico City street fixtureFIFA's official Mexico mascot: Zayu the jaguarBBC World Service's verdict: 'Sorry, Zayu'
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Fox BusinessWeird
Fox Business's Headline Put Seattle's Pay Law in the Driver's Seat of DoorDash's New Fee. The Law Doesn't Actually Charge Anyone a Cent.
A fee invented by a company, named after a law that invented no fee at all, deserves a headline where the company is the one doing something....
$4.99-ish 'Regulatory Response Fee,' SeattleLaw sets driver minimum pay -- no customer fee requiredFox Business ran the 'law hikes fee' framing twice
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NBC NewsPolitics
NBC, NPR and ABC All Credited Trump by Name for Freeing a Chinese Pastor. None of Them Led With the 17 Church Leaders Still Locked Up.
One phone call from a president got a pastor a headline. The other seventeen still in jail didn't get a phone call -- or a headline....
Pastor Ezra Jin Mingri freed18 Zion Church leaders detained together, Oct. 202517 of them still imprisoned in China
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NBC NewsPolitics
NBC and CBS Sold You a Funeral for 20 Million Mourners. They Left Out the 5 People Israel Just Killed in Lebanon.
Five people killed under a ceasefire got a paragraph. Twenty million mourners got the headline....
15-20M expected mourners in TehranBiggest state funeral in Iran's history5 killed in Lebanon, last 2 days
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CNBCPolitics
Half of Washington Is Talking About OpenAI's $42 Billion Government Stake. Almost Nobody Mentions the Plan Is to Mail YOU a Check.
If this actually happens the way Altman's describing it, 'the government gets a stake' is the least interesting part of the sentence....
OpenAI's pitch: 5% stake worth roughly $42.6 billionModeled on the Alaska Permanent Fund (pays residents directly)Altman reportedly pitched Bernie Sanders on it too
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Al JazeeraWeird
Curaçao Just Became the Smallest Nation Ever at a World Cup. NBC, ESPN and Al Jazeera All Gave It the Fairytale It Deserved.
A country you could fit inside a mid-size American city just qualified for the World Cup, and the press treated it like the big deal it actually is....
Population: ~156,000 — smallest World Cup nation everBeat Iceland's 2018 record of 350,000Finished qualifying undefeated, 0-0 vs Jamaica
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NewsweekPolitics
Newsweek Called It 'Easing Travel Rules' for Iran's World Cup Team. The Actual Rule: Play the Match, Then Leave the Country Immediately.
'Easing' a restriction that forces a soccer team to headquarter in a different country is a strange kind of ease....
Iran's team based in Tijuana, Mexico — denied US visasAllowed into the US 1-2 days before matches, must exit right afterOfficial: won't let Iran 'sneak terrorists in under false pretenses'
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Fox NewsPolitics
Fox Framed the $15,000 World Cup Visa Bond Waiver as a Win. Trump Personally Got $15,000 in Free World Cup Tickets From FIFA's Boss.
A fan from Senegal needed $15,000 in collateral to be trusted at the border. The president needed zero dollars to be gifted the same amount in tickets....
$15,000 visa bond charged to fans from 5 nationsTrump got $15,000 in free FIFA tickets (Infantino)Iran, Haiti fans barred from the tournament entirely
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Fox NewsPolitics
Fox Called Trump's Speech 'Celebrating Freedom.' NPR Called It a Campaign Speech With Sparklers.
Ranking communism above Pearl Harbor and rolling out a voting restriction isn't a birthday toast — it's a stump speech with better lighting....
Trump: communism worse than Pearl Harbor, 9/11Vowed to end most mail-in ballots (SAVE America Act)NPR: speech 'veers' into communism warnings
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Washington PostWeird
Fox Called the Pollution Warning 'Cold Water.' The 51 People With Heatstroke Could've Used Some.
Turns out 'cold water' was exactly what 51 people needed that day. Just, you know, the literal kind....
850,000 shells — a bid for a Guinness World RecordWaPo: NPS docs warned of 'hazardous' air pollutionFox headline: WaPo report 'throws cold water' on it
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BBC NewsPolitics
BBC Found Airtime for the King's £137M. We Went and Found the 6 Million Going Hungry.
The palace ledger gets the charts and the gravitas. The food-bank queue gets a footnote. We flipped it....
Sovereign Grant: £137.9M (2026/27)Duchies: £20M+ each per year6M Britons facing hunger
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ABC NewsPolitics
Gothamist Looked a 4-Year-Old in the Eye. ABC Reached for the Thesaurus.
Same courtroom, same 4-year-old — one headline made you look, the other handed you permission to move on....
400,000+ kids faced court with no lawyerGothamist: 'the cruelty is apparent'ABC: 'alarming advocates'
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CNNPolitics
"Trump Bought Taser-Maker's Stock Just Before ICE Handed It a $220 Million Contract"
Outrage at the man can hide the machine....
$220M ICE Taser contractTrump bought up to $5M Axon stockPurchase ~2 weeks before
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Fox NewsWeird
"All-American GOAT: Joey Chestnut Devours 66 Dogs for Historic 18th Mustard Belt on July 4th"
A "hero" frame doesn't delete the inconvenient facts — it just doesn't invite them to the party....
18th Mustard Belt66 hot dogs in 10 minOn probation (battery plea, April)
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CNNPolitics
"Devastating: Supreme Court Guts Protections as Conservative Majority Reshapes America"
When you only headline the rulings that enrage your audience, you're not reporting the court — you're managing their mood....
3 major rulings, 1 dayBirthright citizenship UPHELD 6-3Trans-athlete bans allowed
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Daily MailWeird
"Inside Taylor and Travis's Multi-Million Madison Square Garden Wedding: Every Dress, Every A-Lister, Every Secret"
Nobody hid the hard news. They just made the easy story so loud you'd never go looking for it....
Wedding: July 3, MSGSame week: 150M in heat alertsICE at ~2,000 arrests/day
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Fox NewsPolitics
"Brutal Summer Scorcher: 150 Million Americans Sweat Through Record July 4th Heat"
The words a newsroom refuses to use tell you as much as the ones it chooses....
~150M under heat alertsHeat index 105–111°F"Climate" mentions: ~0
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Fox NewsPolitics
"President Trump's Business Empire Roars Back: Personal Income Hits Record $2.2 Billion"
Same $2.2 billion. Two words: "success" or "corruption." The outlet picks the word before you ever see the number....
2025 income: $2.2BSitting presidentUp from ~$600M in 2023
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Al JazeeraPolitics
"Iran to open 'communication channel' on MoU with US after talks in Qatar"
When the mediator, the banker, and the broadcaster are the same government, "neutral coverage" means never mentioning the owner....
Owner: Government of Qatar$6B Iranian funds held in Qatari banksAl Udeid: largest US air base in Middle East
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Fox NewsWeird
"Tiger Woods Arrested Again: Bloodshot Eyes, Refused Sobriety Test in Shocking New Mugshot"
Fox isn't hiding the information — they're just making sure you see the mugshot first and the Trump connection last....
2nd DUI arrestBreathalyzer: 0.00Refused urine test
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Fox NewsPolitics
"Exposed: The $3 Billion Communist Network Behind the 'No Kings' Protests"
More Americans get hospitalized by lightning strikes every year than are members of CPUSA....
9M+ protestersCPUSA: ~15,000 members0.004% of US population
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